wild, wild kingdom

if you thought the cow and pig were good, get a load of this:

however, lest you think this was some kind of "good example" to the children, please take note of the following:

while her speech may sometimes still be a bit unclear, there was absolutely unmistakeable articulation of, "there is no way in HELL i'm gonna touch THAT THING." i heard it. clear as day. all that speech therapy is paying off.